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Akpos and Johnny
« on: Aug 21, 2013 »
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Dear All,

I could not help myself from laughing. Enjoy yourself, please.

Akpos and Johnny went for an
interview for employment. Johnny was the first to enter the interviewing office..(the manager asking Johnny questions):

Manager: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria???..

Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi..

Manager: when was the North and southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated???.

Johnny: 1914..

Manager: Dat is gud of you..

Question no 3, is it true that the cure for hiv/ aids is discovered???..

Johnny: eehm.. yes but not scientifically proven...

Manager: good way of answering questions, pls can you wait for us outside and we will attend to you later...

(when Johnny went outside Akpos asked him)..

Akpos: Johnny, what are the questions and please tell me the answers??..

(as Johnny was about to tell Akpos the questions and answer, the manager shouted from inside `NEXT'.. Akpos then said to Johnny)..

Akpos: Ok tell me only the answers..

Johnny: answer to number 1 is: General Aguyi Ironsi, Number 2 is=1914, number 3 is=yes but not scientifically proven

(munmun Akpos got to d interview, after exchanging greetings, d manager told him to sit down)

manager: Please sir, What is ur name?

Akpos : General Aguyi Ironsi

(manager became confused)

Manager: Please what year where you born?

Akpos: 1914

Manager: (angrily, he shouted at Akpos) !! are u mad?!!!

Akpos: Yes, but not scientifically proven.

Una see Akpos now.

Have a Bless day all.

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Uhm, what a funny joke. We need more of this from you. More grease to your elbow.
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Uhm, what a funny joke. We need more of this from you. More grease to your elbow.

@ Adetutu - Thanks for your compliment.

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LOL This Akpos guy no dey try
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