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Two little boys stole a Big bag of orange from their neighbor and decided to go to a calm place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cementry. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two orange fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.   A few minutes later, a drunker on his way from a bar passed near the cementy gate and heard a voice saying, 'one for me, one for you' He immediately sobered up and ran fast as he could to the church near by for the priest. "Father please come with me, come and witness God and satan sharing corpse at the cementry. They both ran back to the
cementry gate and the voice continued "one for me, one for you...." Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said "what about the two at the gate? Come and see marathon! The priest ran past the church gate,shouting "we are not dead yet ooooh"


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hahahahaa, are they afraid to die or afraid to be judged? You see, we actually joke with these things but in the real sense this is food for thought.

One day it shall be my turn and your turn. Nobody remains here forever so lets think of facing the actual judgement, on whose side will I be? God(Heaven) or Satan(Hell fire)?
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hahahahaa, are they afraid to die or afraid to be judged? You see, we actually joke with these things but in the real sense this is food for thought.

One day it shall be my turn and your turn. Nobody remains here forever so lets think of facing the actual judgement, on whose side will I be? God(Heaven) or Satan(Hell fire)?

@ Lucy Kalu - Good talk and deep thought my sister.  Our deed and action will decide whose side we will be directed to go - God or Satan.  So, we should endeavour to do good at all times....

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