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Bigggg Joke o
« on: Mar 28, 2014 »
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In secondary school, I was very poor in maths.
During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The
results used to be announced sequentially, that is
from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would
always be the first or second to be called out. One
day, the maths results were announced and my
name wasn't among the first to be called out. The
teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still
my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the
class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up?
How did you pass this exam?" By the time the
teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in
excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one
paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have
scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious
and happy now. I thought my dreams have been
answered. The whole class was amazed as
everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "A stupid
student here did not write his name on the paper
and he scored 0%. If you have not received your
paper come and get it now!" I FAINTED!


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In secondary school, I was very poor in maths.
During exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The
results used to be announced sequentially, that is
from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would
always be the first or second to be called out. One
day, the maths results were announced and my
name wasn't among the first to be called out. The
teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still
my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the
class kept looking at me asking, "Guy what's up?
How did you pass this exam?" By the time the
teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in
excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one
paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have
scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious
and happy now. I thought my dreams have been
answered. The whole class was amazed as
everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "A stupid
student here did not write his name on the paper
and he scored 0%. If you have not received your
paper come and get it now!" I FAINTED!

If you are bad in Maths, I am convinced that you are brilliant in English.  Not understanding Maths is not the end of the world.  So keep the life going....
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Re: Bigggg Joke o
« Reply #2 on: Apr 05, 2014 »
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thanks bro.
but just a big joke.
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Ha ha ha ha ha. You are too funny
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