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Poultry Farmer - "Joke"
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A woman walks into a  Toronto accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The  accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."

He gets her name, address etc.
 
And then asks, "What's your occupation?"

"I'm a prostitute," she says.

The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to re phrase that."

The  woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".   "No,  that still won't work. Try again."

They both think for a minute; then the woman says,  "I'm an elite poultry farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does poultry farming have to do with being a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year."

"Poultry Farmer it is."
 
 
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Ha ha, it is a joke indeed but pregnant with meaning. What gathered from this joke is that TRUTH very important in life. In whatever we are doing in life we should uphold the truth no matter how bad, bitter it may sound the truth will always prevail though it may tarry. Just as the Holy Book says: THE 'TRUTH SHALL MAKE YOU FREE'.

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Ha ha, it is a joke indeed but pregnant with meaning. What gathered from this joke is that TRUTH very important in life. In whatever we are doing in life we should uphold the truth no matter how bad, bitter it may sound the truth will always prevail though it may tarry. Just as the Holy Book says: THE 'TRUTH SHALL MAKE YOU FREE'.

@ Glory -  You are quite right.  Truth is bitter but it is the best; hence we should be truthful at all times.

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Truth is also a weapon that we can employ in life endeavors. Many who have not understood this, don't like those who use them but the few who dare to use it come out as unusual champions.

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Truth is also a weapon that we can employ in life endeavors. Many who have not understood this, don't like those who use them but the few who dare to use it come out as unusual champions.

@ Glory -  Good talk.  I totally agree with you and you must be talking from experience which is the best teacher...
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All glory be to God. The school of experience will teach one the real truths of life of which if they walk and abide by them, they end up leaving lasting legacies for generations to learn from. But only few in comparison to the myriads of men on earth today dare to tread that path just like the ng44 forum.

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