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Blackberry Don Chop My Money - Joke
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To laugh or no laugh!!! Abeg Blackberry don chop my money tire, na him I come vex finish and sell am yestaday, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!

1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.

2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.

3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef.

4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa,
blackderry,samswag etc.

5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call".

6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected"

7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"

8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found"

9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"

Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found.


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Re: Blackberry Don Chop My Money - Joke
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MacFally, i've been looking for this kind of phone for a long time now, thanks for bringing it my way. You know my address now so send it immediately, i go send your money by email. At least this one will detect when boko haram is approaching, "barred call in progress".

You no go kill person for laugh MacFally.
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Re: Blackberry Don Chop My Money - Joke
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macfally, you no go kill person o. well the phone make brain cause of the stuff attached to it
moving to greater height

 

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