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Six Laughs
« on: Oct 11, 2013 »
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Six Laughs:

No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.
The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
**************************************

No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of  AIDS.
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
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No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband.
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.
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No4
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,
Son: "What are you doing?" Ask the son.
Father: "I'm putting petrol on your Mom."
Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom's engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday."
Mother fainted!
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No5
A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:
"You must DEMAND cash before carnal knowledge, I know him he doesn't pay.
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No6 - Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?
The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"
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